A man who ain’t shit won’t be shit regardless of whether you have sex with him on the first date or the hundredth. A man who is a good man will be a good man regardless of when you have sex with him. Put on your grown woman panties and pull them down whenever you please and not by some arbitrary number of days that Steve Harvey told you to wait. When you play games, you get played.
i’m starting to get a tan, my hair isn’t black anymore, and i’ve lost a little bit of weight. i’m starting to look less like a vampire goth princess and more like a regular person, and it’s weird.
i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
“haha, I ship the Hannibal and Sherlock fandoms soo much!!”
“welcome to superhanniwholock, Fannibals!!”
horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait
yes the devil’s lettuce is generally not addictive but i am not the right person to hold up as an example of that statement
i have such an obsessive/addictive personality and i’d do anything to change that about myself.
i once had a social studies teacher who was like a shorter, older ezra koenig. he used to wear the cutest lil bowties and blazers with elbow patches. he also used to make the “i can’t believe this shit” face at me every time a republican made a dumb comment, and he gave me a list of european movies to watch at the end of the year. i wonder if he’s still married…
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
I, old sport, don’t, old sport, understand, old sport, your accent, old sport