the-barricade-girl: oh sweet jesus oh sour jesus oh BBQ jesus oh cool ranch jesus oh doritos locos tacos jesus
am i in love or am i horny
The difference between being loved and being fucked is I can’t remember how...– Clementine von Radics (via coffeeurlgirl)
This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via jececilia)
snapchatting: stop what you’re doing and adore me
what she says: im fine. its nothing
what she means: i wish you were zayn malik
meancutie: my preferred pronouns are princess
earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
ohgodwhatamidoing: I want a kazoo version of The Rains of Castamere to play whenever Joffrey does something on screen.
kookyteen: i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ” oh man lets go get some munchies” and hanni’s like yeah so they drive out to 7-11 and they meet back at the till like 10 minutes later and hannibal has a dead body and will has cheetos and hes like what
You have my permission not to love me; I am a cathedral of deadbolts and I’d...– Rachel McKibbens, “Letter From My Brain To My Heart” (via seaworth)
grandma: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
me: not in this economy
reebokprincess: “oh nooo, yahoo is gonna delete all the sherlock/dr. who/homestuck shit from tumblr!” ohhhhh nooooo
Anonymous asked: flounder
Anonymous asked: Merida
Anonymous asked: why can't you take the dueds you want?
Anonymous asked: cruella?
yourfriendg00: cute nicknames for your significant other: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport
Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close to who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
Merida: What are you most passionate about?
twotenandahalf: palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.
ashestoashesjc: i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from to
internetexplorers: if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me